Conservative MP and best friend of the NHS Jeremy Hunt is to offer voters a best out of three referendum and promised to respect the wishes of the winner, so long as it’s the result he wants should he become the next Prime Minister.
Tuesday, 28 June 2016
Monday, 27 June 2016
Beleaguered Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is set to appoint a shadow cabinet that will shadow his new shadow cabinet in the event that members of his new shadow cabinet resign from the new shadow cabinet.
Monday, 23 May 2016
Chancellor George Osborne has delivered his starkest warning yet in relation to the EU referendum, by warning that a vote to leave the union will ultimately result in your death.
Sunday, 23 December 2012
Manchester United legend, all round good guy and threat to all women who refuse sex with him Robin van Persie, is recovering tonight after Swansea’s Ashley Williams attempted a blatant and outrageous murder attempt during the two side’s 1-1 draw this afternoon.
Tuesday, 18 December 2012
The Grim Reaper Service (GRS) have given humanity a glimmer of hope that we may yet be spared Armageddon after senior officials admitted they are ill prepared and are suffering from a severe staff shortage for the once in a lifetime event.
Friday, 16 November 2012
Almighty God, father to everyone, Lord Forgiver and Managing Director of Heaven, has announced he is stepping down at the end of the year to spend more time sitting on his backside and watch humanity plunge further into despair.
Low turnouts for the first Police Commissioner Elections across the country have been blamed on a variety of reasons, ranging from poor media coverage to a high possibility of an alien attack, the government have stated today.
Thursday, 15 November 2012
Wednesday, 14 November 2012
This evening, Joe Hart crashed to a 4-2 defeat in Sweden despite leading 2-1 at half time thanks to some absolutely shocking goalkeeping, woeful defending, abysmal in midfield and even less up front, leading some to call for other players to be involved in the national team.