The inaugural Royals In Need fundraiser has reached £389m in its first ever year, which has easily surpassed the clearly pointless annual Children in Need campaign.
Friday, 18 November 2016
Friday, 11 November 2016
Do you hate democracy? Are you fed up of being given a free vote at elections? Are you one of those people that will protest just because the result of an election hasn’t gone your way? If so, then a move to North Korea may be for you.
Friday, 28 October 2016
Guilty but unpunished war criminal and serial liar Tony Blair has stated the government should run continuous referendums on Britain’s EU membership until we arrive at the result that he wants.
Saturday, 22 October 2016
Groper, nutball and presidential wannabe Donald Trump has stated he will declare war on Zombies, Cat Videos and the Jedi Empire, should he somehow win the upcoming American election.
The billionaire, whose sole policies simply reflect everything that is wrong with society, made the comments in an desperate attempt to win over Walking Dead fans, cat haters and Sith lords hell bent on taking over the galaxy…again.
Wednesday, 19 October 2016
Employees at Rushcliffe Borough Council are to be sent for brain scans, forced to undergo intelligence tests and checked to see if they are actually human following their decision to impose fines on the homeless in the affluent West Bridgford area of Nottingham.
Thursday, 6 October 2016
Tuesday, 28 June 2016
Conservative MP and best friend of the NHS Jeremy Hunt is to offer voters a best out of three referendum and promised to respect the wishes of the winner, so long as it’s the result he wants should he become the next Prime Minister.
Monday, 27 June 2016
Beleaguered Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is set to appoint a shadow cabinet that will shadow his new shadow cabinet in the event that members of his new shadow cabinet resign from the new shadow cabinet.
Monday, 23 May 2016
Chancellor George Osborne has delivered his starkest warning yet in relation to the EU referendum, by warning that a vote to leave the union will ultimately result in your death.