Jennifer Ellison Still Speaking Scouse Despite Kicking Herself In The Head

Liverpool born actress Jennifer Ellison has been left disappointed after a kick in the head still left her speaking the scouse dialect.

Ellison was performing a routine on ITV1’s Dancing on Ice when her right foot came a little too high and cracked her in the skull. Ellison continued the routine but was then whisked off by a top language specialist to see if the blow had made her speak like the rest of us.

“It was a pre-planned move,” said speech specialist Bill Warren. “However upon completing the tests, it was discovered that Jennifer was still speaking in that god awful accent. Once we’d given her the news, we stopped the bleeding but she urged us to leave it. She’s very upset about the whole episode.”

And a source close to the star said “Jen wanted this more than anything. She’s an attractive girl but her image is ruined the second she speaks. She was told a sharp blow to the head would rectify the problem but now she has to face the reality that she’s going to speak like that for the rest of her life.”

But fellow contestant Heidi Range slated Ellison’s attempt to rid herself for the accent. Speaking through an interpreter, Heidi said “I don’t know why she wants rid of her accent. It means scousers can talk loudly, safe in the knowledge that no-one can understand a bloody word we’re saying.” At least we think that’s what she said.

An ITV spokesman said the shows producers would give Ellison a ‘full examination’ before deciding if she is okay to continue. “She will require a full physical examination before being allowed to continue. She may be required to remove some, if not all of her clothing during the exam, it all depends on whether or not she speaks.”

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Jedi Master Bob