Kate Middleton’s sister was in Paris of all places, when a friend who she was travelling with pulled a gun on paparazzi, a crime that is punishable in France
And if going to jail is not bad enough, the sadistic French would also throw in some French people for good measure, making the sentence as hellish as possible, with their bad breath and ridiculous accents.
“We are looking into it,” said a Frenchie police spokesman today. “But you can’t go around Paris waving a gun like that, even if it is to get into some bird’s knickers. Who is this Pippa Middleton anyway? Not another non-entity celebrity that you Brits are obsessed with is it?”
But the weekend’s antics by the fool and her little group have set the Royal Family on high alert and Prince Phillip is now ready to deal with the situation personally as he has ‘experience’ in these matters.
“When the Prince heard what had happened, he immediately asked if his Fiat Uno had been re-sprayed since he last used it, just in case he needed it again,” said a Buckingham Palace Paris
But the source said the Prince was already prepared to put a plan in action. “After checking his car, he phoned MI6 and dusted off his maps of Paris. He’s really got into it. We’ve not seen him this excited since he saw Pippa’s arse at the wedding last year. That gave him a boner for days.”
The Palace will wait and see what happens with the dickhead Middleton sister before deciding on their response, however French police have confirmed they are monitoring all tunnels, just in case.
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