Monday 12 November 2012

Escape To Britain Where Europe Makes Sure All Terrorists Are Safe

Are you a terrorist or thinking of becoming one? Have you plotted to make bombs and kill innocent people? Are you now on the run from your own government? If the answer to any of these is yes, then escape to Britain, where the European Court of Human Rights will guarantee your safety.


Being a terrorist is never easy. You have to run around in secret, avoiding the police or other security services and if you do get to commit your terrorist act, your family may suffer while you are hunted.

But terrorists, fear no more for the answer lies within the British Isles.

That’s right, for just the price of a fake passport and papers, you could be living off the British taxpayer at no expense to yourself and it’s all thanks to the European Court of Human Rights.

Moving to the UK couldn’t be easier if you’re a terrorist. First you have to arrive at the UK and claim asylum, stating that the country you have come from will torture you if you go back. That is enough for Human Rights to get involved. Then, once you are in, piss everyone off by spreading religious hate while continuing to claim the benefits Britain has to offer.

Then, when they try to deport you, appeal to the European Court who will then order the British government, after a lengthy process again at the expense of the British taxpayer, to not deport you and that you must stay in that country.

See, easy isn’t it? If you’re unsure, take the case of Abu Qatada.

The man who was once known as Bin Laden’s right hand man did exactly that. He arrive in the UK and claimed asylum. But at the turn of the century, he was accused of having terrorist links and was even affiliated to Bin Laden himself. Despite this, the British government did nothing until 2002 when the deportation process started.

And now, ten years later, Qatada has won his battle to stay after the European Court of Human Rights accepted the bullshit that he would be tortured and not allowed a fair trial in Jordan.

And that could be you. If Qatada can do it, anyone can. British solicitors, who like nothing better than selling their souls, will also represent you which will cost thousands in Legal Aid. They will convince the European court of Human Rights that you will suffer if you return home and as long as they get paid, everyone is happy. Well apart from the British taxpayer who will foot the bill, but who gives a fuck about them?

Once your freedom in Britain is secure, you can then plot against those that tried to remove you. Who cares about your victims human rights as long as you’ve got yours?

So what are you waiting for? Get your fat, terrorist arses to Britain. A country ruled by Eurocrats, not by their own government.
 
Britain - saving criminals and persecuting victims as often as possible.

May the force be with you

The Fed Up Jedi

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